• How to be Miserable

  Filed under Finances
  Apr 2

  It’s a lot easier than you might think. Just follow these simple steps and you will be guaranteed to be miserable. Ready? Let’s go!

  1. First and foremost, you have to learn to complain about everything and anything. Don’t like the weather? The government getting to you? Too much homework? Not enough free time? You name it, and you must complain about it. And not just rational complaints, but crazy, irrational ones, too.

  2. Stop exercising. All those endorphines are trying to make you feel good, so stop releasing them. Sit around and be lazy. In fact, have a few beers while you’re at it to give you a bit of a buzz so that you’ve got a headache in the morning. Be sure to watch all the political and news shows you disagree with while you’re being lazy as well.

  3. Get a lot of credit cards. Go spend as much money as you possibly can, especially money you don’t have. Nothing can make you quite as miserable as a mountain of debt.

  4. Repeat steps 1-3.

  That’s pretty much all there is to it. Complain, do nothing, and get into endless debt. Sounds pretty miserable, right?

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